幸亏我是北方人，要不然这西方的节日我还真得过了。
Fortunately, I am a northerner, otherwise I would really have passed this western festival.
知道我单身还祝我情人节快乐的人，别逼我顺着网线过去打你。
Know that I am single and wish me a happy Valentine’s Day, do n’ t force me to hit you along the Internet.
我玩了一天的连连看，消灭一对是一对。
I played one after another for a day, killing a pair is a pair.
单身多好呀，情人节只有一天，单身可以每一天。
How good to be single, Valentine’s Day only one day, single can every day.
有钱人终成眷属，我在自行车上看得清清楚楚。
I can see clearly on my bike when the rich get married.
为了不让自己太尴尬，今天我下了一天的象棋，就为有个对象。
In order not to let myself too embarrassed, today I played a day of chess, for an object.
大家都说英雄不问出处，那么单身也不看岁数咯。
Everyone said that heroes do not ask the source, then single do not look at age.
别人有暖暖的恋人，我有大大的肚子。
Others have sweet love, I have a big stomach.
晒晒对象吧，说不定有同款。
Sun the object, maybe there is the same.
今天早上我起得很早，化了精致的妆，也穿了新买的衣服，然后在家嗑瓜子。
I got up early this morning, put on fine makeup, wore new clothes, and ate melon seeds at home.
情人节就让零零后们过吧，我还是比较适合过重阳节。
Valentine’s Day let the 00 after the bar, I am more suitable for Double-ninth Day.
今天有人送金银，还有人送鲜花，我就比较厉害了，这三样都有人送，你看，这金银花去火真快。
Today someone sent gold and silver, and someone sent flowers, I am more fierce, these three are sent, you see, this honeysuckle fire is really fast.
今天我的房子里全是情人节礼物，我真的很烦，礼物多的都没地方下脚，不说了，我该去送快递了。
Today my house is full of Valentine’s Day gifts, I am really bored, many gifts have no place to foot, do not say, I should send express.