一，我陪你从校服到西装，不知陪了你多久，可到最后陪你到老的人不是我
I accompany you from school uniform to suit, I do not know how long to accompany you, but in the end to accompany you to the old man is not me
二，快开学了，别人那叫调整作息，我这特么就是倒计时
School is about to start, others call it adjusting the schedule, I am counting down
三，快开学了，如果你们谁敢打扰我写作业的话，我就和你们玩
School is about to start, if any of you dare to disturb me to do my homework, I will play with you
四，我曾经是个王者，后来开学了…… 不说了，我要去写作业了
I used to be a king, and then I started school, I don’t want to say it, I have to do my homework
五，那知道就算大雨把这座城市跌倒，开学也得滚回学校，多痛的领悟
Then I know that even if the heavy rain falls the city, I have to roll back to school at the beginning of school, and I have to understand how painful it is
六，再不疯狂我们就要开学了，再不写作业我们就要完了
If we don’t go crazy, we’re gonna start school, and if we don’t do our homework, we’re gonna be done
七，世界最近的距离放假到开学，世界上最远的距离是开学到放假
The closest distance in the world is from school to school, and the farthest distance in the world is from school to holiday
八，每逢佳节胖三斤，每逢开学瘦三斤，作业你饶了我吧
Every time the festival is fat three pounds, every time the school starts to lose three pounds, you can spare me the homework
九，开学了，我想去写作业了，好吧其实我也就是想想而已
School’s starting. I want to do my homework. Okay, I’m just thinking
十，自打开学以来就独得老师恩宠，我说老师一定要雨露均沾 可老师就是不听 就骂我就骂我就骂我
Since I opened the school, I have won the favor of the teacher. I said that the teacher must have the rain and dew, but the teacher just yelled at me if I didn ’ t listen
十一，死猪不怕开水烫 越到开学我越浪
Dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water. The more I start school, the more waves I get
十二，开学了 我的寒假作业养白白
School started, and my winter vacation homework was for nothing
十三，听说开学前的晚上作业和台灯更配
I heard that the homework and the desk lamp are more suitable in the evening before the start of school
十四，又快开学了，又要回到那个，一整天都困，一碰枕头就不困的时候了。
School is about to start again, and I have to go back to that, I am sleepy all day, and I am not sleepy when I touch the pillow.
十五，愿我开学左学霸右校草
May I start school left school bully right school grass
十六，我和寒假分手了，出了个小三叫开学。
I broke up with winter vacation, out of a small three called the beginning of school.
十七，所有的坏情绪无非来自开学长胖没对象缺钱。
All the bad emotions come from starting school and getting fat. No one is short of money.
十八，开学一步一步逼近.我快控制不住我的煞气了！
School is getting closer and closer. i can’t control my anger!
十九，我和暑假死去过来 可开学偏偏要挑拨离间
I died over the summer, but school started, and I had to drive a wedge between us
二十，学校你得到我的人，但你得不到我的心
School you get my people, but you don’t get my heart
二十一，一个即将开学的我，怎么安慰一个即将开学的你!
I am about to start school, how to comfort you who is about to start school!
二十二，有人相爱，有人夜里看海，有人听说明天开学 一口气没喘上来。
Some people fall in love, some watch the sea at night, and some hear that school starts tomorrow without taking a breath.
二十三，再不疯狂我们就要开学了，再不写作业我们就要完了。
If we don’t go crazy, we’ll start school, and if we don’t do our homework, we’ll be done.
二十四，这个假期玩傻了，开学我该怎么融入那个高智商的环境。
This holiday is silly, how should I fit into the environment with high IQ at the beginning of school?
二十五，如果你愿意一层一层的翻开我的作业，你会发现，你会讶异，这页没写，那页也没写。
If you are willing to open my homework layer by layer, you will find that you will be surprised that this page is not written, and that page is not written either.
二十六，作业的进度赶不上开学的速度。
The progress of the homework can’t keep up with the speed of the start of school.
二十七，一眨眼就开学了，早知道不眨眼了。
School started in the blink of an eye. I knew I wouldn’t blink.
二十八，每当开学我们都会说同样一句话，这个学期我一定要好好学习
We always say the same thing at the beginning of school. I must study hard this semester.
二十九，一个个都说作业没动，开学让我见你们交齐了作业就断绝关系
One by one, they all said that they had not moved their homework. At the beginning of school, I saw that you had handed in all your homework and broke off the relationship.
三十，开学第一个找我说话的人我要和他做朋友
The first person to talk to me at the beginning of school, I want to be friends with him.
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