一、上了很多年学 什么也没学会 请叫我 白学公主
After many years of school, I have learned nothing. Please call me princess Bai Xue
二、问你们男生一个问题，假设你今年18岁，你最帅的好朋友大你一两岁，请问你好朋友的微信号是？
Ask your boys a question, suppose you are 18 years old this year, your most handsome good friend is one or two years older than you, I would like to ask your good friend’s WeChat number is?
三、公主日记 5.31我已经吃了二十个苹果了 怎么还没中毒 我的王子什么时候来亲我
Princess diary 5.31 i’ve become twenty apples why haven’t they been poisoned when will my prince come to kiss me
四、买西瓜吗 天气热 买一送一 买一个大西瓜送我这个小傻瓜
Buy Watermelons? It’s hot. Buy one, get one free. Buy a big watermelon. Send me this little fool
五、我养了一条狗 叫溜溜 一天我出去遛狗 邻居说：“老铁溜溜溜啊”
I have a dog called yo yo. One day I went out to walk my dog. The neighbor said, “old iron yo yo yo!”
六、碗和筷子是好朋友，有一天，碗死了，筷子很伤心，说：碗安
Bowl and chopsticks are good friends, one day, the bowl died, chopsticks are very sad, said: bowl Ann
七、我家不仅床塌了，水也停了，钥匙也丢了，空调也坏了，邻居都热死了，我不管，我必须去你家
Not only did my bed collapse, the water stopped, the keys were lost, the air conditioner was broken, the neighbors were hot, I don’t care, I have to go to your house
八、我们只限于网络 所以除了可爱和美请别多评价我
We’re limited to the internet, so please don’t judge me other than cute and beautiful
九、刚刚吃面烫到了舌头 好痛 有没有谁的腹肌是冰的
I just ate noodles and burned my tongue. Is there anyone whose abdominal muscles are ice
十、给你发的每一个字都是我竖着中指一个一个敲出来的
Every word I send you is typed one by one with my middle finger pointing up.
十一、系统都有人维护，你却没有
The system is maintained, but you don’t
十二、无语，有些人每天背着名牌包还每天偷我的表情包
Speechless, some people carry brand-name bags every day and steal my expression packs every day
十三、如果某天看见我在朋友圈秀恩爱，那么我一定是被盗号了。
If one day saw me in the Circle of Friends show love, then I must have been stolen.
十四、生气的女人什么都听不进去，但是红包会收，转账会领，快递也会取
Angry women won’t listen to anything, but red packets will be received, money will be transferred and express delivery will be taken.
十五、处对象，我是耐看型，虽然一开始你会觉得我丑，但是看久了就忍下来了
At the object, I am a durable type, although at first you will think that I am ugly, but after watching it for a long time, I will endure it
十六、蝉在树上聊天，我们隔着屏幕期待相见
Chatting in the tree, we look forward to seeing each other across the screen
十七、知了驻扎在夏日的老树里，消磨着时光
Knowing that stationed in the old summer trees, killing time
十八、我现在已经不是那个花一百块钱都要考虑很久的小姑娘了 我现在花一块钱都需要深思熟虑
I’m not the little girl who has to think about a hundred dollars for a long time. I need to think about a dollar now
十九、西瓜要轻拍 小心惊动住在里面的夏天
Watermelon should be patted carefully to alert the summer living inside
二十、好友添加我拒绝一下，也算给你回复了
Friends add me to refuse, it is also considered to reply to you
二十一、我的QQ好像坏掉了 怎么收不到哥哥的消息了
My QQ seems to be broken. Why can’t I hear from my brother
二十二、花花世界迷人眼，除了爱我没得选
The world of flowers is charming, I have no choice but to love
二十四、我很坏 不知好歹 不乖 还不改
I’m bad. I don’t know if I’m gonna change