一、吃亏是福，我祝你，福如东海
It is a blessing to lose money. I wish you happiness as the East China Sea
二、我每次看到你，都有一种特别的感觉，这种感觉就像是我做噩梦时候的感觉一样
Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, which is like the feeling when I have a nightmare.
三、我的就是我的 别抢 别碰 也别想 懂？
What I have is mine. Don’t rob, don’t touch and don’t understand?
四、都是白开水 装什么优乐美
It’s all plain boiled water. What is Yosemite
五、我妈说男人再拽对我不好照样甩。
My mom says it’s not good for me if men drag again.
六、但凡三观有一点点正的女生都不会往有对象的男生身边靠。
However, girls who have a little positive outlook will not lean toward boys who have objects.
七、你怎么后来居上我就怎么给你拽下来。
I’ll drag you down as you come from behind.
八、别总叫我姐妹 我姐妹个个比你漂亮比你拽更何况我们又不熟。
Don’t always call me sister. My sisters are all prettier than you. Besides, we don’t know each other well.
九、姐迷人又磨人 温柔又暴躁 喜欢你 你说啥就是啥 不喜欢你 你跳楼姐都在旁边给你喊加油。
I’m charming, abrasive, gentle and irritable. I like you as much as you say. I don’t like you as you jump off the building. My sister is all there to shout cheer for you
十、我不会跟你吵架，我才懒得跟你发火，我这个人善良又可爱，但你非要跟我讲大道理的话，我建议你去世。
I won’t quarrel with you. I’m too lazy to get angry with you. I’m kind and lovely, but if you have to tell me the truth, I suggest you die.
十一、我不会跟你吵架，我才懒得跟你发火，我这个人善良又可爱，但你非要跟我讲大道理的话，我建议你去世。
I won’t quarrel with you. I’m too lazy to get angry with you. I’m kind and lovely, but if you have to tell me the truth, I suggest you die.
十二、吃亏是福那你吃吧，我不吃退一步海阔天空，那你退吧，我不退，能者多劳，那你能吧，我不能。
It’s a blessing to suffer. You can eat it. If I don’t take a step back, then you can retire. If I don’t retire, whoever needs it will work harder. Then you can, but I can’t
十三、我喜欢你的时候，全世界只有你一个是喘气的，我不喜欢你的时候，全世界只有你一个是不喘气的。
When I like you, you are the only one in the world who breathes. When I don’t like you, you are the only one in the world who doesn’t breathe
十四、我反手把你安在少儿频道明天八点看大风车吱呀吱呀转
I’ll put you on the children’s channel with my backhand and watch the windmill creak at eight tomorrow
十五、花是捡的 送你是因为没有垃圾桶.
I picked up the flowers and sent them to you because there is no trash can.
十六、有时间讲究我，还不如去扫厕所，为美化环境做做贡献少污染空气。
If you have time to pay attention to me, you might as well sweep the toilet and contribute to beautifying the environment, so as to reduce air pollution.
十七、爷家里卖茶的，你身上有股绿茶的气味。
Ye sells tea at home. You smell like green tea.
十八、这天也别聊了 看你也不会聊 给你两块钱去超市买瓶绿茶解解渴吧 看你讲的挺累的。
Don’t talk this day either. You won’t talk either. I’ll give you two dollars. Go to the supermarket and buy a bottle of green tea to quench your thirst.
十九、再凶的男孩子 绑鞋带不还是要绑蝴蝶结。
No matter how fierce a boy is, he still has to tie a bow tie.