1、别管我择偶要求高不高，反正最后轮不到你就完了。
Don’t worry about my high or low demand for mate selection. You’ll be finished before the last round.
2、“你压到我头发了”这句话，真的很让人羡慕，又有对象，又有头发。
“You’ve pressed my hair” is really enviable. There are boyfriends and hair.
3、她们在家捂白了一个色号，我在家吃大了一个尺码，我们都有光明的未来。
They whitened their skin at home. I ate a big size at home. We all have a bright future.
4、星星真漂亮，本来想摘一颗送给你，然后想想还是算了吧，主要是你也不配。
The stars are so beautiful. I wanted to pick one for you, but after I thought about it, I’d better forget it. It’s mainly that you don’t deserve it.
5、原来女孩子可以有男朋友啊，我从来没有，我还以为犯法呢。
It turns out that girls can have boyfriends. I never did. I mistakenly thought it was against the law.
6、你们觉得李现很帅吗？我觉得还行吧，可能是在一起久了没什么感觉了。
Do you think Li Xian is very handsome? I think it’s OK. Maybe I’ve been together for so long that I don’t feel much anymore.
7、看到路上有个小孩在踩影子，我觉得好幼稚，所以绕开了，我怕他踩到我的影子。
Seeing a child stepping on the shadow on the road, I thought it was childish, so I bypassed it. I was afraid that he would step on my shadow.
8、每次我一个人走夜路都好害怕，天这么黑，我这么美，真怕别人看不见啊！
Every time I walk alone at night, I’m afraid. It’s so dark and I’m so beautiful. I’m afraid others can’t see me!
9、总有那么一个人，冲你一笑，就把你打败了，比如站在窗外的班主任。
There is always someone who can beat you with a smile, such as the head teacher standing outside the window.
10、听歌没有vip，恋爱没有ing，游戏没有mvp，现实没有rmb。
There is no VIP in music, no ing in love, no MVP in games, and no RMB in reality.
11、突然有一股强烈的想要学习的欲望，幸好我自制力强，压下去了。
Suddenly there was a strong desire to learn. Fortunately, I had a strong self-control, which pushed it down.
12、没回消息就是和易烊千玺谈恋爱去了，一直没回就是嫁过去了。
If I don’t get back the news, I just fall in love with yiyangqianxi. If I don’t get back, I’m married.
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