1、这么久没回消息，说吧，你准备跪仙人掌还是榴莲！
So long did not return the news, say, you are going to kneel cactus or durian!
2、是游戏的执念，还是迷人的初恋，让你连我的消息都看不见！
Is the obsession of the game, or charming first love, so that you can’t even see my news!
3、想分手就直说，别拐弯抹角的！
If you want to break up, just say it, don’t beat around the Bush!
4、你手机是字体不够大，还是你眼瞎啊！
Your mobile phone is not big enough, or you are blind!
5、一天到晚不回消息，不知道的以为你去火星了！
I don’t know if you went to Mars!
6、天气有点凉，你是想戴什么颜色的帽子，绿色的吗！
It’s a bit cold. What color of hat do you want to wear, green one!
7、等了两个小时，你才回复我一句，想直接拉黑吗！
I’ve been waiting for two hours!
8、你是什么牌子的手机，是玩爆炸的吗？
What brand of mobile phone are you playing with explosion?
9、连我的信息都不回，你在回什么，回家的诱惑吗？
Even my message does not return, what are you returning, the temptation to go home?
10、你连我的话都不听，你听什么，听海哭的声音吗！
You don’t even listen to me. What do you listen to? Do you listen to the cry of the sea!
11、你连我都哄不好，你哄什么，哄洪世贤吗！
You even I can’t coax, you coax what, coax Hong Shixian!