1、床以外的地方都是远方，手够不到的都是他乡。
The places beyond the bed are far away, and the places beyond the reach of hands are all other places.
2、早上不想起，这不赖我，赖床。
I don\’t want to get up in the morning. It\’s not my fault. It\’s the bed problem.
3、春眠不觉晓，白天醒不了，晚上睡不着。
When I sleep in spring, I don\’t know the dawn. Can\’t wake up in the day, can\’t sleep at night.
4、懒床是对周末最起码的尊重。
Lazy bed is the least respect for the weekend.
5、昨晚熬夜一时爽，今天不得不懒床。
I stayed up late last night and had to be lazy today.
6、闹钟虐我千万遍，我待被窝如初恋。
Alarm clock abuse me thousands of times, I stay in bed like first love.
7、每天早上起床的第一件事，就是睡觉。
The first thing to get up in the morning is to go to bed.
8、起床是一种能力，懒床是一种技术，我能力有限，技术却很高。
Getting up is a kind of ability, lazy bed is a kind of technology, my ability is limited, but the technology is very high.
9、每天早上懒床都理解不了，前一天晚上为啥死活睡不着。
Every morning I can\’t understand why I couldn\’t sleep the night before.
10、每天早上一起床，就有一股睡午觉的冲动。
Every morning when I get up, I have an impulse to take a nap.
11、我这么可爱，为什么要起床。
I\’m so cute. Why do I have to get up.
12、今天我的被子生病了，我要待在床上照顾它。
Today, my quilt is ill. I\’ll stay in bed and take care of it.