“对一个人最高级别的信任是什么？”“老王，我不在这几天，麻烦照顾下我女朋友。”
“What is the highest level of trust in a person?”“ Lao Wang, I’m not here these days. Please take care of my girlfriend. “
“我好帅。”“为什么用繁体？”“不是简单的帅。”
“I’m so handsome.”“ Why traditional Chinese? ““ It’s not simply handsome. “
总结了一下近年来获得的成功，主要分为三类：登录成功、下载成功、支付成功。
This paper summarizes the success in recent years, which can be divided into three categories: login success, Download success and payment success.
这世界上最美好的事情，莫过于吃肉，从来不会背叛，从来不会欺骗，吃一斤，长一斤，永远真诚相待。
The best thing in the world is to eat meat, never betray, never cheat, eat a Jin, grow a Jin, and treat each other sincerely forever.
长得好看的人会被人莫名其妙地加上好多形容词，聪明、善良、可爱等等，而长得丑的人基本就一个词，踏实！
Good looking people will be inexplicably added a lot of adjectives, smart, kind, lovely and so on, while ugly people are basically one word, down-to-earth!
据我观察，凡是爱说不以金钱论成败的，都是没钱的！
According to my observation, those who love to talk about success or failure without money have no money!
女人不能惯，越惯越无理取闹，你当场给她跪下，事情不就解决了吗！
Women can’t be used to it. The more used it is, the more unreasonable it is. If you kneel down for her on the spot, the matter will be solved!
记者：大爷您都八十多了，还叫老伴亲爱的，请问您是怎么做到的？大爷：别提了，早忘了她叫啥了，又不敢问。
Reporter: Sir, you are more than 80 years old, and you are also called your wife. Dear, how did you do that? Uncle: don’t mention it. I forgot her name and didn’t dare to ask.
我是个比较成熟的人，像赌气不吃东西这种事从来都是吃饱后才做的。
I’m a mature person. I always do things like not eating when I’m full.
我将来要给儿子起名叫“好帅”，那我就是“好帅的爸爸”了。
I will name my son “so handsome” in the future, then I will be “so handsome dad”.
发文案的时候一个比一个温柔，现实中生起气时，耶稣都拉不回来。
One by one, the copywriter was more gentle than the other. When he got angry in reality, Jesus couldn’t pull him back.
不能老盯着手机屏幕，要不时地抬起头，看看老板的位置。
You can’t always stare at the screen of your mobile phone. You should look up from time to time to see the position of your boss.
两个人能否长久在一起，三观很重要，但对于吃货来说，三餐更重要。
Whether two people can be together for a long time, three outlooks are very important, but for food, three meals are more important.
故事里公主都是被王子吻醒的，而我在夜里不是被热醒的，就是被饿醒的。
In the story, the princesses were all awakened by the prince’s kiss, and I was either awakened by heat or by hunger at night.